This is a story about my sister
How she surprised us all
Quiet melancholic and awkward
When she was small
She wore flannel shirts and umbros
Sambas and dickies
But magic things can happen
Thanks to puberty

Cuz she’s my sexy sister
My super sexy sister
You can see her in men’s magazines
Cuz she’s my sexy sister
She takes all the sexy pictures
Sister can you save some sexy for me

Some like big butts and they cant lie
Other brothers cant deny
Her physique is pretty flashy
Have you seen her in her panties
Black lingerie page forty five

Cuz she’s my sexy sister
My super sexy sister
You can see her in men’s magazines
Cuz she’s my sexy sister
She takes all the sexy pictures
Sister can you save some sexy for me

It’s an awkward sensation
Sexy sister pics across the nation
Are those really her breasts
Or did they photoshop her chest

Pho-to-shop

Cuz she’s my sexy sister
My super sexy sister
You can see her in men’s magazines
Cuz she’s my sexy sister
She takes all the sexy pictures
Sister can you save some sexy for me

Seeeeeeexy Siiiiiister
You can see her in men’s magazines
Well Imma take my own sexy pictures
Just like my sister And photo-shop the shit outta me.